Something to think about while I'm on holiday.

There are a lot of questions to which  I don't know the answer  and I have listed some below.

If you have any please feel free to add them to the list. You never know someone might know the answers.


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient
funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?

Who was the first person to say, "See that
chicken there. I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's
bum."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?